Before I finish my Trump Diet Soda, will you share your phone number with me?
 | | Friend,
I was sipping on a Trump Diet Soda, as I was looking through my supporter file. YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS MISSING!
I wanted to call you but I couldn't.
I wanted to send you a text but I couldn't.
Luckily your email address was present, but I usually don't have time to email. After all, I am running the country.
If it isn't too much trouble, will you confirm your number here before I finish my diet Trump Soda. HURRY HURRY HURRY, there's only a few sips left! >
| | [ CONFIRM PHONE NUMBER ] | | Don't worry, I'll only send you the most important messages, when I need you the most. I NEED YOU TODAY!
Will you chip in at least $15 to stand with me, President Trump, before the State of the Union next week?
From,
Trump
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