As soon as President Trump finished taking questions from a hostile press corps in the Rose Garden, one of his top aides walked straight up to him and handed him a clean, professional binder.
President Trump didn’t smile for the cameras. He opened the binder and started reviewing it immediately.
Inside that binder was a small message in fine print“we regret to inform you that Friend from did not renew their MAGA Membership before your deadline.
Trump immediately told us not to give up on you! He said Friend is a true MAGA Patriot who never gives up, especially when AMERICA IS ON THE LINE.
As a result, we provided you with a FINAL 5-HOUR EXTENSION to renew your MAGA membership before the doors close for good. Will you be a shoulder for MAGA to lean on during the midterms?